I followed my gameplan to the T. I enjoyed my Irish Car Bombs and scarfed down tons of Shepard's Pie. I embraced my uneventful St. Patrick's day without having to deal with drunken masses. I did however expect some entertainment on the social networking front. What could be better than other people's drunken Facebook posts? Well I was let down completely on that front. I decided to start taking notes on my own drunken thoughts throughout the night to entertain myself.
"You're just not partying until you injure yourself with a cheese grater!" (And yes I did injure myself with a cheese grater)
"I discovered the secret of the Guiness widget! Anyone interested please email me before they try and kill me"
"If you don't have a righteous beard clean up towel(s) then you're just not that cool."
That is all.
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