Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy 4th of July!

If there is one thing I like almost as much as beer it is fireworks!  The big plus to 4th of July is that it is the only holiday where mixing beer and explosives is an acceptable practice.  Man I love this country!  For all of those who told me, "you might as well light a $100.00 bill", I can't get that $100 to shoot 200 feet in the air and explode in a giant shower of multi-colored f'n awesomeness. So quit being sissys and detonate flaming balls 20ft from your family so you can call yourself a true patriotic American.  And please note the only official FatCat firework ignition device is a good cigar.  So get yourself a good stoagie, a good beer, the biggest consumer fireworks you can find, and celebrate our freedom.  To everyone out there have a safe and happy 4th of July. 


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